Farang: A Nature Mockumentary (ใจดีทีวี ตอนฝรั่ง)

Translation:

The FARANG is native of the Western hemisphere, but can be found in large numbers in Thailand, especially around Khao san Road, Silom, Sukhumvit, Pattaya, Phuket, and tourist destinations around the country.
The FARANG is tall and light-skinned, with golden colored fur (hair), sometimes mixed with other colors.
FARANG fur (hair) is thin and silky, but in some species it grows in bunches, known as "dreadlocks".
Other species have large puffy fur (hair) that grows in all directions, known as an "afro".
Tha FARANG carries a camera and a large backpack wherever it goes.
On occasion the FARANG will remain stationary, long enough for Thais to photograph to take home and show their friends.
The FARANG began migrating to Thailand during the reign of Rama V.
Thai people are very fond of the FARANG, and often take their children to see them in the wild. Some even reach out to pet their skin or fur, causing much laughter and delight.
The FARANG is known for its wealth, enabling Thais to increase prices for goods and services by at least three times.
The FARANG is not ashamed to hold hands or display affection in public, which frequently causes Thais embarrassment in their behalf.
The female FARANG wears little clothing, and many drink and smoke. They are social creatures that enjoy gatherings known as "parties".
The male FARANG is known for consuming large quantities of alcohol, displaying its bare midsection, and shouting to get attention.
As a result of the growing FARANG population, Thais have begun to mimic FARANGS by wearing scnaty clothing, smoking, throwing "parties", getting surgery to increase nose size, coloring their hair, whitening their skin, and speaking Thai unclearly, a condition better known as "lingual palsy".